February 2011
That confusing moment when you hear a good song in public.You don't know the title so, You listen to the most repeated word in that song and you search it when you get home.
Reblog if you want (1) truth or dare message.
WATCH ME GET NOTHING (:
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PLEASE
That moment when you have a great idea right before going to bed, and you forget it the next morning.
Useful Information: →
Ants Problem : Ants hate cucumbers. Keep the skin of cucumbers near the place or ant hole.
To get pure and clean ice : Boil water first before freezing.
To make the mirror shine : Clean with alcohol
To remove chewing gum from clothes : Keep the cloth in the freezer for an hour.
To whiten white clothes : Soak white clothes in hot water with a slice of lemon for 10 minutes
To give a shine to hair : Add one teaspoon of vinegar to hair, then wash hair.
To avoid tears while cutting onions : Chew gum.
To remove ink from clothes : Put toothpaste on the ink spots generously and let it dry completely, then wash.
To get rid of mice or rats : sprinkle black pepper in places where you find mice or rats. They will run away.
~Will bookmark this.
English to Tumblr Translator
English: WHY DON’T YOU…..!Tumblr: Y U NO……?!?!?!
English: You’re so immature and stupid.Tumblr: LOL DIS BITCH
English: I’m single.Tumblr: Forever alone.
English: I’m so mad!Tumblr: FUUUUUU *inserts gif*
English: Anonymous.Tumblr: Anon.
English: That Boy is so hot.Tumblr: ASDFKLADA;
English:You make a very good point. Tumblr: THIS! *inserts gif*
English: *laughs* That’s so funny!!Tumblr: WHAT IS AIR?
English: HeyTumblr: OHAI
keep me where the light is: This just in, Libya is currently being bombed by helicopters →
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Girls at my school...
There’s the sluts who think they’re really hot:
Then there is the overly-sensitive, dramatic girls that will cry over anything:
The stuck up girls that think they’re better than everyone else:
Then there is the girls who are always hyper and annoying:
Then we have the fake girls. The one’s that will be nice to your face but talk about you behind your back:
And I’m just there like:
Choking on a drink and trying not to cough in front of everyone:
Top 20 Insults (Misfits Edition)
- Monkeyslut.
- Grannyfucker.
- Pervert.
- Ugly rat-faced fuck.
- Pantysniffer.
- Melonfucker.
- Gay rapist warewolf.
- Nipple-sucking, breast-feeding mama’s boy.
- Twat.
- Paedophile.
- Slutfuck.
- Chav.
- Prick.
- Dildo.
- Weird kid.
- Wanker.
- Slag.
- Virgin.
- Cunt.
- Proper slut.
The amount of Notes this has is just beautiful.
A real relationship has fights. Has trust. Has faith. Has tears. Has hurt. Has sweet smiles. Has genuine laughter. Has snorts because of the laughter. Has weird, stupid, unnecessary arguments. Has patience. Has communication. Has secrets. Has jealousy. And most importantly, love. This is all just a mess that turns out beautiful and an experience that can never be forgotten.
